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Sep042012

Magnus Racing / Black Swan Racing May Announce Something at Laguna Seca

Salt Lake City, UT (September 4, 2012)- Following several weeks of quiet and closed conversations, excluding even their own employees and vendors, Magnus Racing, a premier GT team in the GRAND-AM Rolex Sports Car Series, and Black Swan Racing, a two-time GT-Challenge Champion in the American Le Mans Series, may have an announcement together at this weekend’s Continental Tire Sports Car Festival at Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca.

With very little going on in the world of professional sportscar racing these days, the possibility of the two teams merging together seemed like a good opportunity for headlines, even if very little is worked out between the two teams. With fans at the core interest of both Magnus Racing Team Owner John Potter and Black Swan Racing Team Owner Tim Pappas, the decision to discuss merging seemed like an ideal fit.

"Last week, if I saw Tim Pappas drowning, I would have thrown him an anchor,” stated Potter. “Now, I look forward to our kids playing together one day...he's really an awesome guy who I have always respected."

“I know in the past that I’ve said John Potter’s only interest in sportscar racing is to keep my team from succeeding,” replied Pappas. “But now that I’ve had time to reflect, and a possibility to sell, John Potter really is just a guy who likes racing. Really, he’s not the backwards redneck that myself and all of our fans have claimed.”

While the two teams in principle seem to want to run together as one awesome Porsche team, there remain many details to work out.

“The problem here is philosophy,” stated John Potter. “Fans want to see Porsches they can relate to. That’s why we run five lugnuts on our wheels.”

“John Potter is completely wrong about this,” stated Pappas. “Fans don’t want Porsches they can relate to, they want more awesomer Porsches. That’s why our Porsches ran center-lock wheels.”

With neither party willing to accept that, perhaps, fans just like Porsches, there remain many other complications between the two teams.

“Then there’s the video package,” stated Pappas. “Our Black Swan videos only run on Vimeo. Sure, less people are inclined to watch videos on Vimeo, but the quality of the video is much, much higher.”

“Putting your videos on Vimeo makes no sense,” replied Potter. “No sponsor wants to hear his videos are only on Vimeo. Videos have to be on YouTube, that’s what people are watching. We have up to 90 hits on some of our videos, whereas Black Swan only gets 70 hits. That’s 20 more people! No wonder sponsors are having such a hard time with them.”

While the technology and video package create a major difference of philosophies between the two teams, there still remain a number of other obstacles with a prospective merger.

For example, Black Swan Racing seems to really enjoy promoting its European feel with a driver like Jeroen Bleekemolen (from the Netherlands). As a team that once ran Porsches, the organization feels it should stick to its philosophy of European co-drivers.

Magnus Racing, however, feels that the road racing in the US needs to ignore its European roots and stick to an all-American theme, as demonstrated with driver Andy Lally.

“It’s simple, American fans want American drivers,” continued Potter. “I don’t even know where Holland is, nor do I speak Hollish.”

“Typical Potter-style thinking,” replied Pappas. “I’m telling you, there’s a conspiracy with the Potter’s to kill road racing.”

Then there’s the issue of what to call this merged team.

With the idea of “Black Magnus” being immediately discarded because “it sounds oddly racist,” the team has struggled where best to go with the name.

“I will not allow Magnus Racing to fall under the Black Swan name,” stated Potter. “Yes, there is a great tradition in that name. That name has great history in Europe, it even won an Oscar, but no. This is America.”

“No one knows what the hell Magnus is,” retorted Pappas. “Why wouldn’t they just adopt a name that is both World Class and well known? Plus, ummm, Natalie Portman.”

With neither team willing to compromise, it is possible they may just completely rename themselves. One insider suggests the team may just rename itself to “ChampCar.”

With a merger between the two teams imminent, neither team are willing to comment on the proposed schedule they’d like to run. While one would hope they’ll run the signature events of either series, this will no doubt be an endless process filled with several layers of complications.

Perhaps the most eagerly awaited moment of the proposed merger will be the endless articles that journalists will write about this, expounding on their profound editorial columns on how to save the sportscar world, with little insight on the economic and political realities of either team.

Whatever the outcome, both teams look forward to working together, and just hope the best interest of the fans and sportscar community at large is looked after.

For those who have no idea what the heck this article is all about, be sure to tune in tomorrow to GRAND-AM.com, speedtv.com, or turn on SPEED at 10AM ET.

Otherwise, see everyone at Laguna Seca! The race will be this Sunday, September 9, with live coverage at 3PM ET on SPEED.

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Reader Comments (15)

A+, Nicely done. I hope that both Potter and Pappas can realize that they'll both be trumped by rednecks turning left.
September 4, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPat Lindsey
Excellently done. Really, a good parody of the actual situation. A good laugh in the midst of a messy time in sports car racing. Hopefully things get worked out so that Magnus, BSR and the rest of the teams can race in a viable and healthy series and so that the fans don't get completely screwed. (I imagine a decent amount of screwing is inevitable)
September 4, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterpach233
I am giggling like a fool after reading this... brilliant parody, well done!

And a tip o' the hat to "Bicknell55" at the americanlemansfans forum for pointing me this way. :D
September 4, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRichard Wintle
Tim, please come race at Petit!
September 4, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterF1ace
Bravo.
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSkater
Another classic that I wish had written myself, of course that would take talent and brains that I do not posses, but hey! Please keep this standard up, it is an inspiration to those of us who toil in the dark.................
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRaoul Duke
I've heard it's actually a merger between TRG and Black Swan - The Racers Swan just seems too good an opportunity to pass up.

Maybe you should merge with Jan Magnussen - Magnus Magnussen Racing would be a winner! And it would get you a cult following here in the UK (google it)!
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGG
Well done, gents! Hopefully this won't be the best thing to come out of this deal.
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRoger Garbow
Political satire, done right. Superb!
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJohannes Gauglica
Have fun, folks!
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNaBUru38
Outstanding and hysterical. Magnus PR hits another home run!
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterScott Whitehead
Brilliant. You guys should win an award for these.
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNateB
Absolutely hilarious. Finally, some great humor in the pr game where most of the flacks take them selves waaaay too seriously! With releases like these I promise to read wevery one. Really...with continued commentary like this Porsche spec racing is going to be far more interesting to the fans. I can't wait to see what you guys write about today's buyout of the ALMS by NASCAR. PB
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPeter Brock
wait...so is there a merger or not??
September 5, 2012 | Unregistered Commentersocaljam
Superbly done, especially at a time when others are tip toeing around trying not to upset the apple cart, this is refreshing... a new standard in press releases...more...more...more!

(Hat tipped to GG for the Magnus Magnussen reference)
September 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKris Sukhu

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